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deald:

Honestly, he owns the backyard

deald:

Honestly, he owns the backyard

Tuesday Jul 7 @ 05:05pm

satisfiedparadise:

Augustus Waters offered to write hazel a sequel to her favourite book, and you can’t reply to my text message

Tuesday Jul 7 @ 05:04pm
Thursday Jul 7 @ 04:23pm
boite-de-rhythm:

travellingcompanionstephrogers:

chafing-nipples:

modmad:

nooby-banana:

becauseimdavefuckinstrider:

jim fucking carrey

jim fucking carrey



I love Jim Carrey. I once met him in a 7/11, and I was getting a soda, I turned and saw it was him, and he saw I was going for a Doctor Pepper, so he said “Oh did you want one of these”, to which I stuttered out a yes and he grabbed all of them and said “too bad” and brought them up to the front. Then he bought his stuff and left the sodas there, and left. Almost immediately after, he ran back in and began putting the sodas back and paid for mine.

This is what happens when Candians are let loose and try to prank people

wow, maybe he left them because he couldn’t
Carrey them all Jimself

boite-de-rhythm:

travellingcompanionstephrogers:

chafing-nipples:

modmad:

nooby-banana:

becauseimdavefuckinstrider:

jim fucking carrey

jim fucking carrey

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I love Jim Carrey. I once met him in a 7/11, and I was getting a soda, I turned and saw it was him, and he saw I was going for a Doctor Pepper, so he said “Oh did you want one of these”, to which I stuttered out a yes and he grabbed all of them and said “too bad” and brought them up to the front. Then he bought his stuff and left the sodas there, and left. Almost immediately after, he ran back in and began putting the sodas back and paid for mine.

This is what happens when Candians are let loose and try to prank people

wow, maybe he left them because he couldn’t

Carrey them all Jimself

Monday Jul 7 @ 03:46am
Monday Jul 7 @ 03:44am
Monday Jul 7 @ 03:43am
mausspace:

weirdtrip:

he looks so pleased
"oh look. look at this apple. it me"

horf horf horf

mausspace:

weirdtrip:

he looks so pleased

"oh look. look at this apple. it me"

horf horf horf

Monday Jul 7 @ 03:41am
roddylaughingalonewithshittypuns:

the-snow:

Poor Don Glover.

“I PAID BILLS”

roddylaughingalonewithshittypuns:

the-snow:

Poor Don Glover.

“I PAID BILLS”

Monday Jul 7 @ 03:40am

fluffymb:

The moment when the table turns.

Monday Jul 7 @ 03:39am
thesugarelephantcafe:

Chillin with some Tea!!

thesugarelephantcafe:

Chillin with some Tea!!

Monday Jul 7 @ 03:38am
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